This individual was a much loved character who was reasonably new to the company and the English language.
Apparently, the list didn't end there, but contained a 3rd, and fairly crucial item.
Yes, humble readers, you've guessed it - the standard operating manual on how to operate your average Australian urinal.
We'd found numerous wet puddles in the gents over a number of occasions, and to be quite honest we didn't know who was doing it. I mean, who the hell has that bad an aim? Who would submerge the floor of the gents so shamelessly?
We all thought it was a little bit distasteful to be honest, and it wasn't until one particular occasion that someone was in a cubicle that insight came upon us.
We heard the distinctive breathing of the individual.
We heard the customary unzipping. The usual business proceeded.
Then the unusual business processed.
A great torrent of water was released. You could hear it, even if you couldn't seen.
It drew to a halt, and the individual washed up, and departed the bathroom.
Cautiously, the person in the cubicle emerged, and saw it.
Most people I know would have used the pullstring. Some would have looked for a button.
But not this individual - nope, for him it was and forever will be...
YOU SHOULD FLUSH YOUR URINAL WITH THE TAP
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